excdus:

at least life wants to fuck me

moonlandingwasfaked:

odinsblog:

Maxwell has anger management issues

he fucking killed her

acoolguy:

first skill on my resume: has never died

hambaes:

if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak

lesbian-barbarian:

tharook:

rift-master:

peoplegettingreallymadatfood:

Looked it up and anon’s right

It’s defined as a drink other than water.

what the fuck

that’s the worst kind of definition

then wtf is water?

Wet

earthdad:

golfgalaxy:

tumblr update: u die when u open the app

an improvement

aclearts:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

IT’S STARTED

this has literally been circulating since like 2011 at LEAST. i must reblog it is ancient tradition

nosensecoffee:

aminaabramovic:

who else feels like tumblr is a dying platform and it’s the virtual equivalent of being at the club still when it’s about to close in 15 minutes

that’s how it felt when i signed up in 2011 and my sorry ass is still here. the club’s been closed. they locked the doors from the outside now we stuck here forever

sharplmages:

*hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class

brownmuva:

sumayyahs:

what ages were ur guys ‘’ugly stage’’

birth to present

sidekickjoey:

Icon: George Daniel

“I hope to be at the forefront of a global revolution where dogs rule the world.”

squeeful:

mememaster:

times new ramen

I sent this to my mom and she got so mad at me she sent me an audio recording of her yelling.